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Scientific Attempt To Create Most Annoying Song Ever
An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners.
Amazingly, this “most unwanted music” contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.
Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
i want to rip my hair out
i want to die
oh my fucking god this is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
They scientifically created the most hilarious thing in history. Ever.
Christmastime!
Yom Kippur!
Labor Day!
I don’t know. I don’t find it annoying so much as just plain bizarre. Plus it almost seems like some kind of insane ad campaign for Wal-Mart.
Do all your shopping at….WAL-MART!
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