If I ever like your sad post
It is support
I am not enjoying your tears
The reason Canadians are so nice is easily explained. Once a year, on the sixth full moon all Canadian’s gather beneath the stars and perform a ritual that sucks all their meanness and cruelty and places it in Canadian Geese.
We interrupt your daily schedule to bring you the mental image of Death giving baby Susan a tiny Binky plush toy the day she’s born.
whispering, “no,” at a character because you know they’re about to make a fool of themselves and kill you with second hand embarrassment
"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
woah! are bras really that expensive??